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Saturday, 03. 21. 2009  –  Category: Featured, Jokes

“IF YOU CAN’T FEED EM, DON’T BREED EM!”

Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.

If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.

Horn Broken… Watch For Finger.

The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.

So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

Illiterate? Write For Help.

Honk If Anything Falls Off.

Cover Me, I’m Changing Lanes.

He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.

I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed
Person.

You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

Fight Crime Shoot Back!

(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over…

Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph

Guys No Shirt, No Service
Gals No Shirt, No Charge

If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My
Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

Ax Me About Ebonics.

Body By Nautilus Brain By Mattel

Boldly Going Nowhere.

Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.

Heart Attacks God’s Revenge
For Eating His Animal Friends

Honk If You’ve Never Seen
An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He
Admits He is Lost?

GROW YOUR OWN DOPE — PLANT A MAN.

All Men Are Animals Some Just Make Better Pets.

And Lastly
“POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON”

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